Yam Pies Then A Bagel

meanplastic:

'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'

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hushedsarcasm:

when u draw somethin really good outa no where like

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wtf where did that come from hand? ?? ?

omocat:

you think THAT can hurt ME???

omocat:

you think THAT can hurt ME???

theroadtodawn:

it’s not a season finale if korra’s hair isn’t down

yummytomatoes:

cubs!
Being white means never having to think about it.
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

marfmellow:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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SEX WORK IS REAL WORK! FUCK YOU!

shotarokaneda:

FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling

og-sludgebone:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Dog society is incredible

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
thecalmfangirl:

And sometimes you just need to have it all.

thecalmfangirl:

And sometimes you just need to have it all.

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman