geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

wwworldwide:

dont ‘XD’ me young lady

shieldon:

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

isthisnamefree:

jpgay:

do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out 

that would be bloody annoying

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

superblys:

superblys:

what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it

got more notes than you expected

wait a fUCKINg SECONd

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.