for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
I am a congenital anosmic and have never been able to smell and somehow I know exactly what you’re talking about.
EVEN PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SMELL SMELL COLD
|—||Chris Brogan (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)|
i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
just because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harm
just because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship
just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean you cant have anxiety or socializing issues
just because you have a good day doesnt mean you cant have depression
Do not let your perception of how your struggle should be silence you. Your problems are real and they deserve attention.
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me
tips on talking to me when I’m pissed off
lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral
and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
you think you’re hot but that’s because you just got burnt
Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.