Yam Pies Then A Bagel

I was reading Spanish notes over breakfast and went to go put the orange juice away. It took me a half moment to realize that I was placing my Spanish notes in the fridge and left the orange juice on the table.

budgets:

i regret being born why did i do that

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

iamtonysexual:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

CRITICAL ANIME OVERLOAD

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

have you ever just replayed a game you havent played in like years and just sat down and thought for a moment about how much you loved it and just realize how much nostalgia is running through you

and then you finish it

and curl up into a ball

and whisper

“i missed you so much” through sobs

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch