it’s not a good pun unless everyone in the room wants to kill u
(Source: wholidays, via epic-humor)
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
(Source: free-booty, via sorry)
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
No one has the right to tell you that their life is harder than yours. No one has the right to invalidate your struggles because they “got through it just fine.” No one has the right to tell you to suck it up because other people have it “worse.” Hardships are not comparable. Your struggles are real, legitimate, and just as difficult as anyone else’s
This has been a PSA thank you
IT’S SO COLD
SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
(Source: tara-delonge, via pizza)
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
“who could scroll past this” me
…and suddenly he’s here in the study room with me.
as long as im finished studying (for now) i may as well blog.
i hope you all know by now that i only use tumblr to complain haha
5am, huh, how braindead do you think i will be for my exam at 8? =^=
Is it still gay if you call it a brojob?
(Source: marxvx, via fanservice101)