Yam Pies Then A Bagel

Jun 19

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

(Source: sinyasiki, via cookieforyou-castiel)

How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING

nevvzealand:

my friend was a vegetarian for 13 years and she just started eating meat and i asked her what its like and she said “what even are chicken nuggets and why do i want them all the time” ………. i think she speaks for us all

(Source: moseby, via pizza)

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via sorry)

(Source: sleeping-with-kody, via sorry)

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

coagulates:

I get 83rd degree depression when I step on a leaf and its not crunchy like Thanks for nothing bitch

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

(via mikayuji)

Jun 18

phemiec:

thevantassassin:

ok so my mom took a pic of me drawing and this is what i found on her website…

more like my desire for homestuck to update omFG MOM ALL I DRAW IS HOMESTUCK AND NONE OF IT HAS TO DO WITH MY MOOD IM PISS

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: fefetaface, via cookieforyou-castiel)

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed

(via davestriderspelvis)

I was reading Spanish notes over breakfast and went to go put the orange juice away. It took me a half moment to realize that I was placing my Spanish notes in the fridge and left the orange juice on the table.