guess ill visit the high school on friday.
i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
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it’s so sad to think about the fact that one day there will be a last pokemon game
DONT SAY IT I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
HOW DARE YOU
it’s sadder to me to think that there will be more pokemon games after I die.
DONT MAKE IT WORSE
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.” — Lux ATL (via stripperina)
‘Shy’ male sues Women’s Studies teacher for failing him after he refused to attend class | The Raw Story -
“I didn’t expect it would be all women and it was a small classroom and about 40 women were sort of sitting in a semicircle and the thought of spending two hours every week sitting there for the next four months was overwhelming.”
Male expects special accommodation because he doesn’t want to be around women, and then sues for discrimination. Amazing.
homeboy never heard of dropping??
So…he was stuck into the same situation that many women in STEM fields are stuck in but it’s different because it scared his little man feelings?
An actual shy person wouldn’t go to court over this. All that exposure and scrutiny? No thanks.
No, because see, he’s love shy which is a chronic inability to deal with women because they might not want to date you.
He went to a women’s studies class expecting men
HE WENT TO A WOMEN’S STUDIES CLASS EXPECTING MEN
I have -1920% sympathy for this douche.
lol attendance and participation were only 15% of the grade. it would have been possible to pass without ever attending if his work wasn’t shit.
He wasn’t stuck in the same situation as women in STEM fields (as said above) because this was only ONE single class. Women in STEM fields experience being outnumbered and ostracized for their entire academic career. NOT ONE PUNY LITTLE SEMESTER LONG CLASS.
I hope the judge laughs him out of the courtroom.
bolded the best part
i checked EXTENSIVELY to make sure this wasn’t satire because i literally could not believe that this was real
how. the entitlement, the arrogance, the sheer obliviousness and oh my god, i’d like to punch this kid in the face.
i have a class this semester about domestic and sexual violence that is incredibly triggering for me. it became obvious a few weeks into the semester that i couldn’t handle attending it twice every week and that it was having a major affect on my mental health and triggering my anxiety and pushing me into depressive episodes. it was making it difficult for me to go to other classes and even go to work.
so you know what i did? i fucking talked to the teacher. i worked with her to make accommodations that work for her and me. not just me making demands on how she should operate. i wasn’t so goddamn arrogant to think that i could just STOP coming to class and ask the professor to waive participation—we came up with an alternative plan.
like good fucking god, i can’t even describe how angry this makes me.
all the hundreds upon thousands of women who deal with real sexism in the classroom and this asshole is out here making a fucking mockery.
hello i am a female student studying for my computer and systems engineering major
my college is an engineering and science concentrated school
my college is 70% male
my major-specific classes are 90% male, as a majority of the females are in the school of architecture
my female friends and i go through our days dealing with males in every direction we look, and we will continue to do so for the next 3 years, and then do so for the rest of our lives in our fields,
and this boy complains about one measly class in one semester?
i wish to scoff in his face.
Anonymous asked: i once read a fanfic where a guy fucked a leaf and one of the characters said "what the fuck" at the end and that was my reaction too
Anonymous asked: "Sex Pollen is a common fanfiction trope used to bring two characters together in a sexual encounter. It involves one or several characters becoming infected with a pollen of some alien or magical plant, or they might be influenced in some other way (magic, alien technology, mind control, etc.) that causes them to lose inhibitions and/or revs up libido"
ALIEN PLANT POLLEN
THAT MAKES PEOPLE HORNY
why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist
Anonymous asked: have you ever heard of sex pollen
EXPLAIN THIS ANON
there is no way not a single one of you fuckers is online right now.
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.