Yam Pies Then A Bagel

Aug 20


phases of a student

(via niteninjas)

fucking up my sleep schedule right before school starts go me


who you gonna call


who you gonna call

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people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it


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Aug 19

“'My name is Robert but I would prefer that you call me Bob.' It's just like that. You know what I mean? And if you were to insist upon calling that person Robert, you would be a colossal dick.” —

Paul F. Tompkins, succinctly explaining why you call people what they want to be called, whether it’s “little people” or “transgender” or “chairperson” or “Bob”. It’s not about being politically correct and it’s not about you. It’s about basic decency and respect. (via ericmortensen)


(via punwitch)

#when I started mentally replacing ‘politically correct’ with ‘respectful’#what was and wasn’t appropriate or valid to say was infinitely clearer to me#because being politically correct is about knowing the secret code and being invincible to being called out#and that’s not the point#the point is that if someone experiences the world in a way that I’m not used to accomodating#it’s my job to learn how to accomodate them

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i wonder if there are any Guardians of Ga’Hoole fans left in the world?

i really loved the series as a kid… i just watched the movie adaptation of the first arc…

its so nostalgic… i wish they did more… kindof wanna see the Coryn and Nyroc arc in movie form now…




i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 


wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

(via girraffes-at-night)


Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

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mom just called me a bitch and a “friggen jap”.

what do i do


Asexuals don’t fuck around.

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i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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