Yam Pies Then A Bagel

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

pronunciation, grammar, and enunciation are so very important

im overhearing two people converse. one is obviously a student from china, her accent is distinctly chinese. the TA she is trying to converse with has a very indian accent.

i am barely able to understand either of them on their own. the TA is definitely struggling to understand the issue that the student is trying to convey.

tldr; two people who speak different kinds of broken english are failing to understand each other at all.

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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spyoflove:

shitlokisays:

therandomgoddess:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

yes please I’d like them all thank you

Someone buy me these. Especially the Loki set. Because he’s insisting. 

LOL

spyoflove

He made me go through all my posts of the last 2-3 days to find this so you could see this outfit. I haven’t even had breakfast yet. Such a demanding deity! But I will now have breakfast and he will answer your last post when I am done with that. I

Lol!! Well that outfit I could definitely wear. When shitlokisays said leather I was thinking something COMPLETELY different! The curse of a perpetually dirty mind XD
me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
me: oh no hes my favorite
HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via floralprintharry)

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

stuartstormborn:

I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????

octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

excuseyoukyofu:

"All anime is the same"

Let me explain you a thing

asabovesobelowmovie:

Beneath the City of Light lies an Empire of the Dead.

As Above/So Below. In theaters August 29.

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.