*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
Palm size Animal Crossing items!
What item do you think is next?
Dude, put down the couch
I MUST MAKE A WITCH TEAM!!!
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools
The cat’s face
can you paint with all the colors of the wind
alright picasso calm down
I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud
My mom told me if I got suspended for beating someone up who bullies me, she’d takes me out to dinner bc I’m too scared to stand up for self
can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
As a College Student, I can proudly say this is college nap law: you don’t judge or bother sleeping students
housing should be a basic a human right.
people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets.
reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them
I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked
now this is how you blog