Yam Pies Then A Bagel
antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

zwampert:

So excited for the ORAS pre-order bonus.

zwampert:

So excited for the ORAS pre-order bonus.

kinkyhannibal:

Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

potter-merlin:

petrichoriousparalian:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

sheikofthesheikah:

nicodoll:

extradan:

nicodoll:

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like
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pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

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this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

zevranarinais:

saddeer:

IF HE HAS TO GOOGLE FEMINISM BECAUSE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IT IS MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM HIM???

MAYBE LET HIM EDUCATE HIMSELF BECAUSE HE CARES ENOUGH TO LOOK IT UP AND PROPERLY KNOW WHAT TERMS MEAN????

bewbin:

If a short person is talking shit just say “don’t give me that altitude”

I love seeing that you're a Pokémon fan and haven't played to all generations. I'm a newcomer (been a fan for one year now) and the first game I played to was X. I've always been very insecure about this, especially that recently, someone made me feel bad about my situation. It lead me to questionning whether I should leave the fanbase or not. After seeing the messages you've been getting about this, I don't feel so lonely anymore so Thank You (:

pokemongifs:

Thank you for the lovely message! I’m glad you’re enjoying the fandom and don’t let the awful snobs get you down! They’re not worth it and to be honest they’re so pathetic considering they feel the need to police what people can and cannot like, they must be lacking in life to feel the need to do it.

You wouldn’t say that a football fan want a true fan because they only watch the matches their team is in, or if they only watch the Premier League and not the Scottish League. It’s insane that the pokemon fandom is full of elitist arseholes but they should just be ignored 😊

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

andrewquo:

the people who say you can’t stop time have clearly never done any homework

gracehellabigg:

solarcomplexities:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

OHMYGOD YES

DEAR ARTISTS THAT FEEL YOUR ART IS BAD

isaia:

kiryome:

a public service announcement from honoo-kun _(。◁゚*_)_

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omFGGOD

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.