FMA LADIES | be your own damn hero
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
the official Horrible Pokemon Dads club
Do bananas float?
Yes. Yes they do.
that is a really nice photograph of that floating banana
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
these kids these days don’t know our struggle
marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
*murderer walks into my house*
me: i’m already dead inside
*murderer walks out of my house*
Literally say ‘come off anon’ to the anon hater and the wild pokemon flees
THANK YOU JENNI HERD