Yam Pies Then A Bagel
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via bigfatfeminist)

brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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reallybigsword:

leg day bro

reallybigsword:

leg day bro

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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lollipvps:

But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

elegantsnafu:

theharley:

Palm size Animal Crossing items!
What item do you think is next?

Dude, put down the couch

shavostars:

Magical Girl Gijinkas.

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nationalpokedex:

I MUST MAKE A WITCH TEAM!!!

nationalpokedex:

I MUST MAKE A WITCH TEAM!!!

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

stahscre4m:

maydaysituation—overload:

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

My mom told me if I got suspended for beating someone up who bullies me, she’d takes me out to dinner bc I’m too scared to stand up for self