Yam Pies Then A Bagel

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

peaceful-soul:

  • please,
  • don’t eat less, eat right
  • don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
  • don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
  • don’t shut yourself away, speak up
  • don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
  • don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

kindof wanna straight up fight someone

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

nintendonerdiness:

The full female cast of Smash 4!
edit: to those complaining about me ‘forcing a gender on jigglypuff’ (wtf?) 3 in 4 Jigglypuff are female in the Pokemon games and her alt costumes include ribbons, flowers and the hats of past FEMALE pokemon trainers, while Pikachu received the hats of past MALE pokemon trainers. This game is making Pikachu and Jigglypuff out to be Male and Female respectively.

nintendonerdiness:

The full female cast of Smash 4!

edit: to those complaining about me ‘forcing a gender on jigglypuff’ (wtf?) 3 in 4 Jigglypuff are female in the Pokemon games and her alt costumes include ribbons, flowers and the hats of past FEMALE pokemon trainers, while Pikachu received the hats of past MALE pokemon trainers. This game is making Pikachu and Jigglypuff out to be Male and Female respectively.

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

falconcloaked:

Tiny dragons with colourful scales living in trees and feeding on fruits and flowers’ nectar 

Bioluminescent aquatic dragons roaming in the abyss and scaring the hell out of sailors

Fluffy dream dragons capable of feeling when children are having nightmares and materializing into their room to cuddle with them

Giant, old as the universe dragons exploring space, needing nothing but starlight to survive

DRAGONS

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

kindof wanna paint my nails, kindof wanna create a cure for cat allergies, kindof wanna take a nap, kindof wanna draw a masterpiece, kindof wanna go eat a bagel with lox and vegetable cream cheese, kindof wanna learn how to speak chinese, kindof wanna conquer an army, kindof wanna pet some puppies. what do

asieybarbie:

commission

asieybarbie:

commission

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!