I just died
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
this is what’s wrong with the world
niall horan is such an inspiration
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
hey lets play catch!…
C A T C H T H E F U C K I N T R E E
Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X
I can’t even
i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day
today i realized that looker’s japanese name is “handsome”
i always took his english name as referring to his occupation i never assumed it was “looker” as in “he’s a looker” i’m questioning everything now
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
"Never hit a girl."
How about you don’t fucking hit anyone unless in self defense, no matter who you are.
it’s almost 2014 already are we still arguing on whether to give female characters the equal amount of screentime on movies as male characters
THIS IS NOT EVEN UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!