isabelle isnt ok
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.
What did they have in common?
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
made rebloggable by request
smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.
I found my new hero.
threw some color on these torterras for fun!
dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury
|—||my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)|
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
it’s been a trying past few days
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?