Yam Pies Then A Bagel

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

meterandrhyme:

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Retail/food service right here, friends.

jake-booty-english:

cashtier:

what if instead of nice anons you get ceiling ghosts who compliment you

this is so cute

jake-booty-english:

cashtier:

what if instead of nice anons you get ceiling ghosts who compliment you

this is so cute

i-heart-bodies:

if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

svveden:

we fight at dawn

svveden:

we fight at dawn

lampsarepeopletoo:

im so ready for the part of my life where i dont have to go to school anymore

yellowfur:

phoxcrossing:

yellowfur:

so lucky just moved next to me.

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..and.. and you know the creepy thing about it ?

he moved at the exact same place where walker once lived

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they even have the same personality

he came back

help

there shirts are opposite in colors too

omg this is getting more creepy

Some gems from the poetry board today.

celestiadarknessdementiaravenway:

remember when you used to watch anime in three parts on youtube

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

whoobin:

I am so over people thinking that Leis look like this: 

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A lei takes hard time and vigorous work. We (Hawaiians) wake up at the crack of dawn to gather whats needed to make the lei that we want. It can take hours or days to make the leis and Hawaiian’s make leis with only good intentions and love because they believe that if you make a lei with malicious intent it will come out into the lei. There is many different ways to make leis and we also make leis from shells and feathers. It isn’t only Hawai’i that makes leis but throughout Polynesia fellow Polynesians make leis in their own style. 

To call the above image a lei is disrespectful to my culture and I want that shit to stop. That isn’t a lei, the images in the photoset are leis.