appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes
marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
what if i told you
that you walking around the house at night and waiting for me to fall asleep
makes it very difficult for me to fall asleep?
i heard people were pokeshaming
so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry
hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist
this is better than anything i could have hoped for
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
list of people i like:
Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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