Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.
I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it
i feel like my entire life has been a lie
(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
the world is loud and scary so stay under your blankets sometimes
boys are so fucking dumb if you change your picture they think you’re a different person like even children have a better grasp of object permanence
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
it’s so sad to think about the fact that one day there will be a last pokemon game
DONT SAY IT I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
HOW DARE YOU
it’s sadder to me to think that there will be more pokemon games after I die.
DONT MAKE IT WORSE