Yam Pies Then A Bagel

aphkugelmugel:

seeing untagged porn on your dash

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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

sarcasticsweetness:

I feel this so much

sarcasticsweetness:

I feel this so much

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
hetalia-where-it-shouldn-t-be:

oblivionisland:

daphneontherun:

OKAY I’VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS EXACTLY WHAT RIKO IS DOING HERE
in America, thumbs up means good.
In Japan, thumbs up means good.
In America, thumbs down means bad.
In Japan, thumbs down means go fuck yourself.
When I was teaching in Japan, this was literally part of my day 1 initiation, and they warned us that everyone from overseas tends to make this mistake—but if you’re teaching in Japan and you accidentally do a thumbs down for bad, sometimes students will literally push back from the desks/fall down in surprise and shock. It’s SO rude. There’s not really a ruder gesture she could have chosen without grabbing her own genitals.
Riko is my queen.

Wow I was talking to my mom and I gave a thumbs down to her for something I didn’t want or something and my Japanese exchange student looks my way and was totally confused and surprised and I laughed and then he did.
I have realized what I have done.

hetalia-where-it-shouldn-t-be:

oblivionisland:

daphneontherun:

OKAY I’VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS EXACTLY WHAT RIKO IS DOING HERE

in America, thumbs up means good.

In Japan, thumbs up means good.

In America, thumbs down means bad.

In Japan, thumbs down means go fuck yourself.

When I was teaching in Japan, this was literally part of my day 1 initiation, and they warned us that everyone from overseas tends to make this mistake—but if you’re teaching in Japan and you accidentally do a thumbs down for bad, sometimes students will literally push back from the desks/fall down in surprise and shock. It’s SO rude. There’s not really a ruder gesture she could have chosen without grabbing her own genitals.

Riko is my queen.

Wow I was talking to my mom and I gave a thumbs down to her for something I didn’t want or something and my Japanese exchange student looks my way and was totally confused and surprised and I laughed and then he did.

I have realized what I have done.

and-umar:

I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

how dare you sexualise female pain

kasuria:

ATLA/Pokemon AU featuring airbeinder May!

kasuria:

ATLA/Pokemon AU featuring airbeinder May!

shadehellsing:

That video game feeling you get when you want to sneak pass a guard but they are moving too slow or not moving at all.

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sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS

meteor-falls:


AH, YES, MY FAVOURITE POKEMON, LUIGIA

I’m shaking omfg

meteor-falls:

AH, YES, MY FAVOURITE POKEMON, LUIGIA

I’m shaking omfg

isodelphox:

すずか
※Posted with the artist’s permission

isodelphox:

すずか

※Posted with the artist’s permission