milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

gottalurvgia:

monstarss:

viz-pls:

This is why we can’t have nice things.

are u fucking serious????

dude

she’s a fucking fitness trainer

she’s fit because she exercises a lot

how the fuck is this fat shaming when she’s just a rad character who happens to be “fit” and be in the game???

just because she’s fit and really white that doesnt mean she’s fat shaming??

nintendo isnt saying “golly, fat people are bad”, they’re saying “there’s gonna be a fucking fitness trainer up in this bitch and she’s going to kick everyone’s ass”

Why is he calling her white

SHES LITERALLY WHITE

NOT RACE WHITE

NOT CAUCASIAN

SHE’S LITERALLY THE COLOR WHITE

ITS THE SAME THING AS BEING THE COLOR BLUE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE ISN’T ANY RACE

nessi2dope:

ive been awake for very long my inhibitions are very low

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

I AM SO HAPPY

rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

breezycrossing:

a new feature in animal crossing: new leaf: prostitution 

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

evilhasnever:

birdsbirds:

starborn-vagabond:

pettyartist:

the most graceful of birds.

SLOW MOTION TENNISBALL WADDLE

LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC BEAST

JUST LOOK AT IT

KAJSHAKJSBHKAJBSJKS

OH MY GOD

omfg RUN FLUFFY RUN you beautiful fatty

scenephase:

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

scenephase:

petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other

commanderimagination:

gothtigger92:

eisen-und-blut:

are we going to ignore the fact that this guy

who in one incarnation was raised by a tree

cannot hold the tree pose.

I guess he forgot his roots. 

did you just

tomowowo:

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! -OMG NINTENDO NOT YOU TOO-