Yam Pies Then A Bagel

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

snorlaxatives:

if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarification

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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hey mom

what if i told you

that you walking around the house at night and waiting for me to fall asleep

makes it very difficult for me to fall asleep?

beanseller:

i heard people were pokeshaming
so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry

beanseller:

i heard people were pokeshaming

so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry

dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs
awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

A study on masculinity and aggression from the University of South Florida found that innocuous – yet feminine – tasks could produce profound anxiety in men. As part of the study, a group of men were asked to perform a stereotypically feminine act – braiding hair in this case - while a control group braided rope. Following the act, the men were given the option to either solve a puzzle or punch a heavy bag. Not surprisingly, the men who performed the task that threatened their masculinity were far more likely to punch the bag; again, violence serving as a way to reestablish their masculine identity. A follow-up had both groups punch the bag after braiding either hair or rope; the men who braided the hair punched the bag much harder. A third experiment, all the participants braided hair, but were split into two groups: those who got to punch the bag afterwards and those who didn’t. The men who were prevented from punching the bag started to show acute signs of anxiety and distress from not being able to reconfirm their masculinity.
Doctor Nerdlove, "When Masculinity Fails Men"  (via deathtiel)
normally id say DONT let the person with NO ARMS drive but i guess in this case it’s ok….

normally id say DONT let the person with NO ARMS drive but i guess in this case it’s ok….

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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